THE OUTDOORSMEN WORLD BROADCAST PREMIERE PARTY

Please join us Thursday- February 2nd, 9:00pm @ El Guapo (7250 Melrose Ave) for the Spike TV Premiere of THE OUTDOORSMEN: Blood, Sweat & Beers. The show starts at 10:00pm and will run until 11:30pm. There will be Hors D'oeuvres and $1 Beers. In addition we will be celebrating our upcoming DVD Release by MACKINAC (Avaliable 4/11/06) and our Theatrical Release to be distributed by B-SIDE (opening in Austin,TX- Anchorage, AK - Arlington, VA & Seattle WA just for starters). CLICK HERE for more information on Screenings. And please, CLICK HERE TO PLAY THE OUTDOORSMEN VIDEO GAME ONLINE. If you can't make it then tune into Spike TV on Sat. Feb 4, 2006 @ 7:00pm to see the recast. Tell your friends!

KILLOLA CD RELEASED. Get ready for Louder, LOUDER!

Entertain Me.

As a Live band, Killola is ... how can I describe them and do them justice? Grand, Exciting, Incredible ... SPECTACULARIFFIC! They've been referred to as a Rock N Roll Lapdance and you can add my lap to the list of satisfied customers. For those of you out there like myself who are sick of hearing CDs that pale in comparison to the band’s live show or vice versa, rest assured that Louder, LOUDER! does not disappoint. It's short and sweet with rockin' beats and driving guitar riffs. Lisa's voice has a Gwen-ish style, but with more edge and resonance. A lot more. There's a little added dose of punk rock in her pipes that let's you know she means business. Even her screams are musical.

Their sound is so satisfying, filling every melodic sense in your head, and other regions, with a different beat that keeps you moving. I'm in love with Get Around, the tight drum and bass beat on Barrel of Donkeys, and the in-your-face attitude of Hollow. Every song is full of conviction and pumping rhythms, slowing down only for a moment (4 minutes, 55 seconds to be exact) in the sweet, soulful It's All Right.

The lyrics to Barrel Of Donkeys best sum it up:

SO TELL YOUR MOTHER, YOUR FATHER, YOUR SISTER, YOUR BROTHER, YOUR COUSIN, YOUR AUNTIE, YOUR BABY DADDY...TELL LOU REED, YOUR BEST FRIEND, WE ROCK YOU TO NO END! AIN'T NO NEED TO PRETEND. WE'RE TAKING BACK, OH YEAH, WE'RE TAKING BACK OUR ROCK N ROLL!

It’s about time somebody took it back. Consider my Rock N Roll conquered.

-Valerie Quernz

Louder, LOUDER! is available NOW!
To find out where or to order it ONLINE click HERE


V-QUERNZ CORNER

Quernzy's Last Word:
Screaming Goodness

Q-TUNES COCKTAIL LOUNGE:
Killola is best served
with the 3 D's

Driving ... in the car
Dancing ... in your room naked
Drunken ... sex on a Saturday night

KILLOLA, THREE OF CLUBS, THURS, JAN 26 10PM

This Thursday, everybody will be lookin' righteous and ready to party at KILLOLA'S CD RELEASE PARTY. If you haven't seen them yet, do it now. They won't be doing free gigs like this for long.

Three Clubs (1123 Vine X Santa Monica)


WARNING - THE USE OF KILLOLA IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE
click below to see the video for GET AROUND

THE GREATEST SHOW THAT NEVER WAS

TEMPEST IN HOLLYWOOD CAN SUCK MY BALL!!!
That's right, my one, potent, ballfull of sapsperm.

But let's go back ...

JONES RULES! Great bar, packed, nice people, hot people, even the cramped area we staked out was fun, a touch hot, but fun, and a great juke box to top it off. It puts the Oooh in your Ooh Lah Lah.

OVER AT TEMPEST - Replacement Killers are supposed to go on at MIDNIGHT. Rock and Roll time translation, 12:30AM. Apparently the club had some "sound issues" which pushed all the bands back an hour and a half. Replacement Killers wouldn't even hit the stage until 1:30AM, AKA "LAST CALL", which means they would play for about 20 minutes. I had about 10 to 15 people who were going to go. When we got the news, the idea of paying the $8.00 cover seemed kinda ridiculous. Not nearly as ridiculous as the Bag O' Douche booker that decided the best way to sway us into going into the club was to call us pussys, say we were stupid, and then try to start a fight with the band. Sounds like I'm making this shit up? Here's a quote from the Bag O' Douche, drunk at 12:30AM with 2 bands to go before RK's hit the stage:

BAG O' DOUCHE
Nawww ... you guys should go in. The chick that's going on next is ... wow man ... she's awsome dude.

THESAP
That's cool man, but we came to see the Replacement Killers. We'll come back when they hit the stage to play.

BAG O' DOUCHE
You're lyin' man. Don't lie to me.

THESAP
No lie, Dude. If they hit the stage we'll come back. We came to see them.

BAG O' DOUCHE
Bullshit man. You're a lier. What are you guys ... a bunch o pussies ... why you gotta be pussies.

THESAP
Good sales tactic.

BAG O' DOUCHE
Pussy!

At that point I tuned out and joined all my Dudes, 4 of which were female, and went back to Jones where RK frontman Mike Daly joined us 15 minutes later saying that he told the BAG O' DOUCHE not to call his friends pussys and was hit with the response, "Whatever man, I'll kick your ass ..." or something to that affect. They did refund the cover for a few people who were already inside awaiting the Replacemnet Killers soul funk extravaganza.

BACK AT JONES, it's all good. Some chick licked my ear, grabbed my rod, and put my hand on her ass. Drinks on the hizzouse, music pumping hard, and hangin' with Mike Daly and crew does make for good times. No RK tunes to buzz our eardrums but I will always have the warm memory that will stay with me of a truly entertaining, shit stirring, BAG O' DOUCHE booker who called me and a handful of women PUSSYS.

REPLACEMENT KILLERS WILL HIT THE STAGE, FOR REAL, WED, FEB 8th at ZEN SUSHI in Silverlake. Pussys welcome. Let's groove.

BOOZE, FUNK, & SOUL - TONIGHT with THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS

If you do so dig hanging with THESAP, tonight is one for the "MUST HANG" list.

The shindig tips off at Jones ... 7205 Santa Monica Blvd, West of La Brea. Cocktails, chit chat, small AND large talk, and the guarantee of a boisterous yickity yack attack from THESAP.

Cut to: MIDNIGHT, ACROSS THE STREET @ TEMPEST ... 7323 Santa Monica Blvd & Fuller.

It's a saturation of 70's Funk & Soul from THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS. They will be pimpin' the tunes of peeps like:

The Bar Kays
George Clinton/Funkadelic
Marvin Gaye
Isaac Hayes
Quincy Jones
Kool & the Gang
Earth, Wind & Fire
Curtis Mayfield
The Meters
The O'Jays
Gil Scott-Heron
Tower of Power
Stevie Wonder
War

TO NAME A FEW ...

Shake your butt or sit on it all night, just do it in the company of THESAP. He misses you.

MORE ABOUT THE REPLACEMENT KILLERS
Mike Daly did a ton of music for The Outdoorsmen: Blood, Sweat, & Beers (the funniest damn documentary you'll ever see)

A MESSAGE FROM MIKE DALY:

Yo peoples,

In the words of the immortal Dog Chapman... "How's it, bra?"

Check out the New trax, 3-man horn section, New Website ... www.replacementkillers.net.

Rub a few bucks together ($8 cover) and come out to TEMPEST for a seriously cool Saturday night of soul.

Peace, babies,

Raymond Hong Kong
(my Ron Mexico name)
aka Mike Daly

FREE ROCK, Thurs, 1/19/06 With KILLOLA

Hello Fellow Rock N Roll Enthusiasts,
If you were with us last week at Three Clubs (1123 Vine X Santa Monica)
Well, then you already know and have probably told a few friends, WE DONT FUCK AROUND.
Rock n Roll is the best gift to mankind there ever was.

Well this THURSDAY night, we are gearing up to fuck with some minds again.


WE ARE KILLOLA 10pm

Check us. WARNING- WE ARE HIGHLY ADDICTIVE!



Wanna see the video? Click here to peep!

THE V-QUERNZ KILLOLA REVIEW

I had my very first Killola experience last night and oh the joy. Lisa, shining in all her birthdayness is gorgeous, with the voice of an angel. An angel in a rock band. And she can scream like no other. I've been practicing her technique at home. I may start dressing like her too. Except she already has a fan who's into that sort of thing. So I will just find the socks then.

Bottom line:
Lisa sings with the heart of ten women, eyes wide open, ass shakin.
Mike plays some hot hot guitar.
Johnny's bass is so, so deep
And I like how Dan's hair flies around when he's drummin.

Thank the rock gods that they will be playing at 3 of Clubs for the next 2 thursdays this month. Yes, they have a back room. No, there's no sign on
the front door. And it's free. You better go, cuz when the word gets out about my love for Killola, people will be imitating me all over the place.

TONIGHT, JAN 12, IN HOLLYWIERD!!!

TONIGHT @ THREE OF CLUBS, SANTA MONICA & VINE
KILLOLA hits the stage at 10:00PM

It's Lisa's Birthday Show!

1123 Vine St. Hollywood, CA (323) 462-6441

Come on down and live the good life.
Come rock...you KNOW you wanna.